Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood, one from Georgia, the other
from Alabama, were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared
mansion. The Georgia peach said, "When my first child was born, my husband
built this beautiful mansion for me." The lady from Alabama
commented, "Well, isn't that nice??" The first woman continued "When my second child was born, my husband
bought me that fine Cadillac you see parked in the drive." Again,
the belle from Alabama commented, "Well, isn't that nice??" The first woman boasted, "Then, when my third child was born, my
husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet." Yet again,
the second of the ladies commented, "Well, isn't that nice??" The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy
for you when you had your first child?" "My husband sent me
to charm school," declared the Bama belle. "Charm school!" the first woman cried, "Land sakes, child,
what on Earth for?" The Alabamian responded, "So that instead of saying, "who gives
a shit", I learned to say, 'Well, isn't that nice?"
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