Great Signs from around the country.

On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
"We're #1 in the #2 business."

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr.. Jones, at your cervix."

At a Proctologist's door
"To expedite your visit please back in."

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip.  Call your Plumber.."

In a dry cleaners window
"Drop your pants here and you'll receive prompt attention."

Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

On a window washers truck in Chicago:
A racetrack is a place where windows clean people.

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello.  Can we pick your nose?"

At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg.  We want tows."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you
are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push.  Push.  Push."

At an Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary.  We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes.  Sit!  Stay!"

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a Propane Filling Station,
"Thank heaven for little grills."

And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

Update 09/25/2010

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