The NUN
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets
into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring
at her. She asks him why he is
staring. He replies: "I have a
question to ask you but I don't want to offend you, "She answers, "My
son, you cannot offend me. When
you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to
see and hear just about everything. I'm
sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find
offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She
responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be
single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and
Catholic!" "OK" the
nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The
nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear
child," said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive
me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The
nun says, "That's OK,
My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
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