There
was a criminal in Paris who almost got away with stealing several paintings from
the Louvre?
After planning the crime, getting in
and out past security, he was captured only two blocks away when his SUV ran out
of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious
error, he replied:
"Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
And you thought I lacked De Gaulle to publish a
joke
like this!
