A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."
The man looks around and
doesn't see
anyone. Again,
he hears, "Ribbit 9
Iron." He looks
at the frog and
decides to
prove the frog wrong, puts the
club away,
and grabs a 9
iron.
Boom!
He hits it 10 inches
from the
cup.
He is shocked. He says
to the frog,
"Wow that's amazing.
You must be a lucky
frog, eh?
The frog replies,
"Ribbit Lucky frog."
The man decides to
take the frog
with him to the next
hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."
The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
Boom! Hole in one.
The man is
befuddled and doesn't know
what to
say. By the end of the day,
the man golfed the best
game
of golf in
his life and
asks the frog, "OK where to
next?"
The frog
replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas ".
They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6."
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to
win, but after the
golf
game the man
figures what the heck.
Boom! Tons
of cash
comes sliding back
across the
table.
The man takes his winnings and
buys the best room
in the
hotel. He sits the frog down and
says,
"Frog, I don't know
how to repay you.
You've won me all this
money and
I am
forever grateful."
The frog
replies,
"Ribbit Kiss Me."
He figures why not,
since after all the frog did for
him, he deserves it.
With
a
kiss, the frog turns into a
gorgeous
15-year-old girl.
"And that, your honor,
is how the girl
ended up in my
room. So help me
God
or my name is not
...
William Jefferson
Clinton."
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