The Camel

There was once a desert outpost of the French Foreign Legion.  A new Sergeant arrived and was very curious about several things around the camp.  He kept asking this one recruit what the camel that was tied up behind the tents all alone was for.  Finally one day the young recruit confided in the Sergeant and told him that the men used the camel when their sexual desires got the best of them.  The Sergeant asked how?

The Private proceeded to show him how to pull on the camel's left ear which caused the animal to kneel then pull on the right ear which caused the hind quarters to lower to the ground.  The Private also explained that rubbing on the animals head would cause it to stand up.  The Sergeant was pleased with this new information about the camp.

As the days went by the Sergeant became in need of a sexual release. He headed for the camel, the recruit watched as the Sergeant first pulled on the left and then the right ear.  The Sergeant then walked to the back of the camel and dropped his drawers and proceeded to screw the camel.  At that point the recruit came running out and asked the Sergeant what he was doing. The Sergeant said, "what to you think I am doing…  isn't this what this camel is here for?"  "Well sir, the rest of us just ride him into town!"


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