Jesus
loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
Impotence...Nature's
way of saying "No hard feelings,"
The
proctologist called... they found your head.
Why
am I passing you in the RIGHT lane?
Everyone
has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.
Save
your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.
Your
ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
I
used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
WANTED:
Meaningful overnight relationship.
Guys...just
because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
Some
people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But
Me,"
Heart
Attacks... God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
Don't
like my driving? Then quit watching me.
If
you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some
people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try
not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Hang
up and drive!!
And
The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd like To See!!
Welcome
to America... now speak English
I'll
keep my guns and money, you keep the change.
