Brewster the Rooster

Whitey was in the fertilized egg business.  He had several hundred young pullets, along with ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs.

Whitey kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.  That took an awful lot of Whitey's time, so Whitey got a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.  Each bell had a different tone so Whitey could tell from a distance which rooster was performing.  Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

Whitey's favorite rooster was old Brewster, and a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning, Whitey noticed old Brewster's bell hadn't rung at all!  Whitey went to investigate.  The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

But to Whitey's amazement, Brewster had his bell in his beak so that it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and stroll on to the next one.

Whitey was so proud of Brewster that he entered him in the county fair, and Brewster became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result...  The judges not only awarded Brewster the No Bell Piece Prize, but they also gave him the Pulletsurprise, as well.

Clearly, Brewster is a Democrat.  Who else could figure out how to win two of the most politically biased awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them?

Thanks to Lucy for this "Good One."
Thanks to Mel for the picture.

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