Michael McManus, 75 years of age, was stopped by a police patrol car around 3 AM, and was asked where he was going at that time of night.

Michael replied, “I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse, and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.” 

The police officer asked, “Really?  And who would be giving that lecture at this time of night?”

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